| TRUTH ABOUT MARRIAGE |
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette |
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry |
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi |
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates |
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas |
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The great question, which I have not been able to answer, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud |
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous |
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman |
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison |
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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran |
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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray |
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: (1) Whenever you're wrong, admit it. (2) Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash |
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous |
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You know what I did before I married? ...Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman |
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My wife and I were happy for twenty five years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield |
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle |
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous |
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A son asked his Dad how much it costs to get married. His Dad replied: I don't know son because I'm still paying. |
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous |
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." |
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